The Senior 'Stache | August 7th 2011

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By Thiefoworld and his +1

Before we get into the hardcore news selling, we sent Thiefoworld, one of our interviewers, on a quest; to find a senior member to do an interesting interview full of useful facts and share the knowledge with the community... unfortunately for us, this is all we have with our Employee of the month!

Dan-Heffer

In a scale of 1 to 1,000,000... how crazy do you think you are?

1,000,000 +1

Do you have any king of good luck clothes/underwear of some sort?

any king? i think you mean kind! um i honestly havent got anything like that, i havent had enough of the stuff to believe in it!

Maybe I meant king >_> ... ok no I didn't. Aaaaanyway, why can't you tickle yourself (but others can)?

Its all very scientific! it has to do with nerves and cells, you cant react to your own touch due to the same cells and genetic make-up buit with others as its different, tickling works fine as a reaction is caused!

If a fly didnt have wings, would it be called a walk?

ofcourse! duh!

Did you know that "Underground" is the only word in the english language that begins and ends with "und"?

THIS IS AMAZING, MY LIFE IS FULFILLED. i read this ad was like WOW and my mum looked at me and said what is wrong with you e_e

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fourteenthstar's Celebrating Deviousness - August 2011 ~ Dan-Heffer
fourteenthstar's Seniority Announcement - 11th Birthday Edition

jadecillustrations's July: Acts of Random Kindness
namenotrequired's Get your Art some Attention
jsmonzani talks about Color management: Adobe RGB / sRGB explanation
vertMB has some Animation advice
pica-ae's Ban Photoshop from Photography?!
jcroxas'

• End Right and Start Right
• The Women in the World
• A Problem that Cannot be Ignored

phoenixleo's Dancing Business Cat - Race to End Animal Cruelty & Topicality's Thank you!
AshleyxBrooke's -- Photographers Wanted! --
Marker-Guru's Call for Comic Artists - Ghost Tales Anthology ~ Ends August 15th

indicates new contests

EmberRoseArt's Creatures of the Night Photomanipulation Contest ~ Ends August 15th
Damaged927's Manga/Anime Repeating Contest AUGUST 2011 ~ Ends August 30th
color-me-club's The August 'Ice Cream' Coloring Contest Has Begun! ~ Ends September 1st
ClefairyKid's 1000 Watchers Celebration Contest ~ Ends September 11th
dAPN Contest: Woodland ~ Ends September 16th
meikahidenori's Action Sports Contest ~ Ends October 31st
miintinq's Collaborative Red Contest ~ Ends December 12th
DestinieKirby' SD Contest 15: Angelic and Holy Contest ~ Ends January 13th

photoswithattitude's Shoes Contest - Winners


PurpelBlur's Devious Minds: JocelyneR
Thiefoworld's An Absurd Interview not required
imaginism's Stephan Martiniere Video Interview
contains-mild-peril's Nan Goldin Guardian interview

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Cartoons & Comics: alexiuss' StupidFox and Romantically Apocalyptic collab
Customization:

• Mirz123's Are Emoticons Art?
• Mirz123's Random Emote Awesomeness - Volume 11
• Mirz123's Amazing Emoticonists & More - Volume 34

Literature: LadyLincoln's The Ladies of Lit: Volume XIII
Photography: bQw's The PhotoJazz Five: fuxs Interview & The PhotoJazz Five: JACAC Interview
Resources:

• vanmall's TutorialsClub's Gallery Highlight
• NeoStockz's Flyer Design with Photoshop!
• UnicornReality's Stock to Art IV
• TRlCKS's Tutorial Week #8, Tutorial Week #9
  
• creativemikey's Happenings in the Art World #2, #3 & What is Visual Poetry you may ask?

^{IN NEWS}
Mishelangello's Fairy Tales
ProjectPorkchop's Vol40, Vol41, Vol42, Vol43
Unique-Equines' UotU Vol17, UotU Vol18
stuck-in-suburbia's Weekly Stamp Feature The 40th Instalment, The 41th Instalment
LostKitten's Found Kittens Feature - July 25, 2011
martypunker's "Explosion": A Masterpiece
GinkgoWerkstatt's dA Related Daily Deviations - July 2011
catluvr2's Emotional Emoticons 20
creativemikey's Musically Inspired Art's 3rd Feature & Flowery Features! Edition Four...
ArtisnotanAccident's #GetDailyDeviations Feature #3
Pixel-Spotlight's Song Search: Fashion Photography Feature
phoenixleo's The F Word #9

^{IN JOURNALS}
DemonMathiel's Feature and more
Endorell-Taelos' Weekly Art Feature 31
SuicideBySafetyPin's Fractals Gone By
Evil-e33's Badass Features
Some of DennisChunga's All Time Faves
petrova's Fav feature 28 pt1 & pt2
Marcellyne's This week's recommended gallery 25
JillAuville' Features and more

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^{CONGRATULATIONS!}
zemotion for being interviewed by dA at Comic Con!
Evil-e33 for being officially ordained.

^{HELP WANTED}
Help jeriweaver and Marker-Guru get to Calgary Expo 2012
Order some commissions from Gashu-Monsata to support her education!
SuicideBySafetyPin needs money and is selling prints to do so!
Help vexelove stay a supergroup

Mirz123's Help & Support Fellow Artists
LadyLincoln has a Prayer Support Log
Mythologue is calling for moderators in French, Italian, Spanish, German and English as well as some more admins in other roles!

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By Topicality

To end this article we would like to get you giggly with some quotes from dAmnIT!, deviantART's center for finding funny quotes reported and said by people in dAmn chat. If you have any favourites yourself, please don't hesitate to send a note to Topicality with the Subject "Lulz for Senior 'Stache".

01:10:54 AM <cuppas> YOU ARE NOT THE SAVIOUR OF MANKIND WE HOPED YOU WERE.
01:10:54 AM ** MochironMan has joined
01:10:57 AM <MochironMan> AND THEN THERE WAS ME >:U

this chat quote

03:25:47 AM <Intertwined-Destiny> WHY
03:25:50 AM <Intertwined-Destiny> can't people CHOOSE
03:25:56 AM <Intertwined-Destiny> If they want it or not
03:25:58 AM <Intertwined-Destiny> and those who want it
03:26:00 AM <Intertwined-Destiny> can keep it
03:26:03 AM <Intertwined-Destiny> and those who don't, don't
03:26:10 AM <Bla-roth> ...
03:26:13 AM <Bla-roth> virginity?
03:26:19 AM <Intertwined-Destiny> ...
03:26:21 AM <Intertwined-Destiny> no
03:26:22 AM <Intertwined-Destiny> dA

this chat quote

<firepower-insomnia> i wasnt a druggie till i got out of middle school, i took the term "highschool" a bit too literal

this chat quote

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